Wishes for "Valentine's Day"
FILTER: ALL | FUNNYRoses are red violets are fine let's order pizza and I'll bring the wine.
You're the 'ctrl' to my 'alt' and the 'del' to my blues. Happy Valentine's Day!
Happy Valentine's Day! Let's celebrate by not leaving the couch all day.
You're the marshmallows to my hot chocolate. Life's just bland without you.
Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not really blue.
If being in love means being in a constant state of confusion then sign me up!
Happy Valentine's Day! May your day be as reliable as my wifi signal.
You're like a rare Pokémon - hard to find and lucky to catch. Happy Valentine's Day!
Roses are red Facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you?
If our love were a movie it'd be a rom-com heist. Happy Valentine's Day!
You're not just my better half. You're the only half.
Happy Valentine's Day! Can we just skip to the part where we eat chocolate?
You're like a fine wine you get better with time. And also you make me a little dizzy.
Love is like a box of chocolates: sweet irresistible and always leaving me wanting more.
You're the pepperoni to my pizza the avocado to my toast. Happy Valentine's Day!
If love is a battlefield then I'm glad you're my ally in this war of roses.
I love you more than a zombie loves brains. And they're really passionate about brains.
Roses are red violets are blue I've never found someone as weird as you.