Wishes for "Valentine's Day"
FILTER: ALL | FUNNYHappy Valentine’s Day to the person who knows how I like my coffee and my sarcasm.
I love you like a fat kid loves cake but I promise I won’t eat you.
Roses are red Wi-Fi is blue without a strong connection I’d be lost without you.
You’re the only one I send the good memes to. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Happy Valentine's Day! I love you more than pizza but please don't make me prove it.
Let's celebrate Valentine's Day by replying to each other's texts within a reasonable time frame.
Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at rhymes just come over.
I love you like a squirrel loves nuts and no that’s not a euphemism.
Happy Valentine's Day! May your day be filled with as much love as my cat has for empty boxes.
On Valentine's Day let's remember that love is like a full battery – it gives us power but it doesn't last forever.
If love is blind why is lingerie so popular on Valentine's Day?
Happy Valentine’s Day! Let’s buy half-price chocolates tomorrow.
You're the cheese to my macaroni. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Let’s be each other’s first last choice. Happy Valentine’s Day!
I'd pause my favorite song for you. That's real love. Happy Valentine's Day!
Roses are red violets are blue I have a crush on someone but it isn't you.
Happy Valentine's Day! I'd choose you over my favorite hoodie but don't push it.
If you were a Transformer you’d be Optimus Fine. Happy Valentine’s Day!