Wishes for "Valentine's Day"
FILTER: ALL | FUNNYOur love is like a hot pizza – cheesy but oh so good. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Happy Valentine’s Day! You're the only person I share my snacks with.
My love for you is like a fart. It’s warm sometimes surprising but it will never leave you.
You're the second best thing to happen to me. First is Netflix.
Roses are red violets are blue let's skip the fancy dinner and order Chinese food.
I love you more than a zombie loves brains and they are really committed.
Happy Valentine's Day! I love you more than there are stars in the night sky and bugs on my windshield.
Roses are red violets are blue this Valentine's Day let's binge-watch something new.
Our love is like a pizza – even when it’s bad it’s still pretty good.
Happy Valentine's Day! Let's buy half-price chocolates tomorrow and call it a win.
Here's to a Valentine's Day filled with as much excitement as a pre-caffeine Monday.
If you were a library book I'd check you out. Happy Valentine's Day!
Roses are red violets are blue I forgot to get a gift so this poem will have to do.
Happy Valentine's Day! Remember chocolate calories don't count today.
You're the CSS to my HTML - without you I'm just plain and boring.
Let's spend Valentine's Day appreciating the true love of our lives: Wi-Fi.
You're like my phone charger – I'd be lost without you. Happy Valentine's Day!
Happy Valentine's Day to the person whose weirdness matches mine.