Wishes for "Valentine's Day"
FILTER: ALL | FUNNYHappy Valentine's Day! Let's make some memories that are moderately decent.
Our love is like a nap short and sweet but always refreshing.
You're like a spreadsheet: complex important and I'm lost without you.
Roses are red violets are blue I'm not a poet but I'm crazy about you.
Let's make this Valentine's Day as epic as a double rainbow.
If you were a triangle you'd be acute one. Happy Valentine's Day!
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it it's probably crap.
Roses are red my love is true but nothing is sweeter than Netflix & you.
You're the bacon to my eggs – life just isn't the same without you.
Happy Valentine's Day to my emergency contact.
If love is the answer could you rephrase the question?
You're the hashtag to my selfie the tweet to my Twitter. Happy Valentine's Day!
Roses are red donuts are the goal you're the glaze on my doughnut the jelly in my roll.
Happy Valentine's Day! Here's to being my partner in crime for life.
You're like a good book – totally captivating and hard to put down.
If love were a video game I'd play it with you all night long.
Roses are red violets are blue let's make like a tree and leave... to go get food.
You're like a solar panel lighting up my life with renewable energy.