Wishes for "Valentine's Day"
FILTER: ALL | FUNNYIf we were socks we'd make a great pair. Happy Valentine's Day!
Roses are red violets are blue I'm allergic to flowers but I still love you.
Happy Valentine's Day! Let's celebrate by exchanging only memes.
Roses are red violets are blue if you were a booger I'd pick you!
Here's to a Valentine’s Day spent valiantly fighting off our chocolate cravings together.
If we were on a sinking ship I'd share my door with you. Happy Valentine's Day!
Roses are red violets are blue I'm not really good at poetry but I still adore you.
Happy Valentine's Day to someone who knows more about me than Google.
Let's spend Valentine's Day watching our favorite show: the inside of our eyelids.
You’re the WiFi to my internet – essential and life-enhancing. Happy Valentine's Day!
Valentine's Day is a great day for me to stop and realize how wonderful you make me feel.
You're like a fine wine... I can't afford you but I want you anyway!
Roses are red violets are blue I hate Valentine's Day... but I still love you.
Happy Valentine’s Day! Let's celebrate in a way that doesn't result in a sugar rush!
Roses are red violets are blue let's skip the fancy dinner and order pizza for two.
You're not just my better half; you're the best half. Happy Valentine's Day!
Happy Valentine’s Day to my favorite person to share a Netflix account with.
You're the reason I look down at my phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.