Wishes for "Valentine's Day"

FILTER: ALL | FUNNY
Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone you're alone.
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Let’s celebrate Valentine's Day by replying to each other’s texts within 5 minutes.
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Happy Valentine's Day to someone I care about almost as much as my pet.
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You're the exclamation mark in the happiest sentence I could ever write. Happy Valentine’s Day!
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Our love is like a pair of old jeans: comfortable worn in and perfectly fit. Happy Valentine's Day!
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Roses are red violets are blue let's make like fabric softener and Snuggle.
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You're like my favorite sweater: cozy warm and I hope you never shrink.
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Valentine's Day is a reminder that I need to change my relationship status from 'Single' to 'In a Relationship with Chocolate.'
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You're like a snowstorm – you give me chills and you're kind of a big deal.
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Happy Valentine's Day! Let's be grateful that our love isn't based on a Tinder swipe.
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Happy Valentine's Day! Let's celebrate by not celebrating.
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Roses are red violets are blue I'd rather spend my money on tacos than on you.
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Here's to a Valentine’s Day spent enjoying our own company... because we're awesome!
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You're the cheese to my macaroni - slightly messy but perfectly paired.
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If love is blind why is lingerie so popular on Valentine’s Day?
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Roses are red violets are blue let's get a pizza and call it a date.
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Happy Valentine’s Day! Let's buy discount chocolates tomorrow.
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You're like my car's GPS. I do the opposite of whatever you tell me.
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