Wishes for "Valentine's Day"
FILTER: ALL | FUNNYRoses are red violets are blue my Valentine's Day gift to you is... me!
Valentine's Day: The holiday where you realize your savings is less than your love.
Happy Valentine's Day! Let's spend it in our pajamas.
You're the WiFi to my internet life. Essential but occasionally frustrating.
Valentine's Day is a great reminder that I love you almost as much as I love my dog.
Roses are red violets are blue I have a Netflix account and I'd share it with you.
You're like a fine wine... I can't afford you.
Happy Valentine’s Day to someone I tolerate more than most people.
Roses are red violets are blue if you were a snake I'd still love you.
Let's celebrate Valentine's Day by ignoring all our problems and eating cake!
Roses are red violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming let's just eat.
Happy Valentine's Day! Remember the best way to spread love is not to cough.
You're the ketchup to my fries - a classic but slightly messy combination.
Roses are red violets are blue I'm socially awkward but I still like you.
Happy Valentine’s Day! Let's celebrate by not changing out of our pajamas.
You're the avocado to my toast: trendy healthy and extra.
Roses are red violets are blue I'd swipe right on you.
You're the sprinkle on my doughnut the extra cheese on my pizza. Happy Valentine’s Day!