Wishes for "Valentine's Day"
FILTER: ALL | FUNNYRoses are red violets are blue I love you more than my morning coffee but please don't make me prove it.
Let's spend Valentine's Day the way we spend every day – avoiding people we don't like.
You're the reason I know true love exists. And also really good takeout.
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you... but if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple!
Happy Valentine's Day! I love you more than my smartphone which is saying a lot.
You're like a fine wine I can't afford you but I want you anyway.
Happy Valentine's Day! Let's celebrate our love like we celebrate our favorite TV show: by binge-watching it.
If our love were a movie it'd be a quirky indie film that everyone pretends to understand.
You're not just my better half you're the only half that matters. Happy Valentine's Day!
Roses are red violets are blue I'd rather be single than with anyone but you.
Here's to a Valentine's Day filled with good food better company and questionable decisions!
You're the peanut butter to my jelly – sweet nutty and always stuck with me.
Happy Valentine's Day to the person who makes me believe in love and the power of takeout.
You're like my favorite book: full of surprises and hard to put down.
Roses are red violets are blue I love you more than a zombie loves brains.
Happy Valentine's Day to someone who's just as weird as I am!
Let's celebrate Valentine's Day the way we like: in pajamas with pizza.
You're the avocado to my toast and I'm willing to pay extra for you.