Wishes for "Happy Birthday"

FILTER: ALL | FUNNY
Happy Birthday! Let's eat cake – it's the only good decision we can make at our age!
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Wishing you a day free of calories and full of birthday cake. Happy Birthday!
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Happy Birthday! Remember the older you get the better you were at everything!
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May your birthday be filled with laughter and your cake as dense as your age!
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Happy Birthday! You're not old you're just... vintage!
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Wishing you a birthday as unforgettable as the time you left your phone on silent mode.
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Happy Birthday! Let's celebrate the anniversary of your clever escape from the womb.
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Age is just a number but in your case it's quite a large number! Happy Birthday!
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Happy Birthday! May your Facebook wall be filled with messages from people you never talk to.
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Wishing you a day filled with wine good food and more wine. Did I mention wine?
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Happy Birthday! You're one step closer to touching your toes by bending over. Progress!
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May your birthday be half as exciting as you portray it on social media. Happy Birthday!
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Happy Birthday! Don't let aging get you down; it's too hard to get back up!
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Remember the older you get the closer you are to discounts at your favorite restaurants!
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Happy Birthday! You've reached the age where your back goes out more than you do.
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Wishing you a birthday that's as fun as a bouncy castle at a grown-up party!
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Happy Birthday! Let's celebrate the first time you cried naked in someone else's bed.
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You're not old you're just... chronologically gifted! Happy Birthday!
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