Wishes for "Happy Birthday"

FILTER: ALL | FUNNY
Happy Birthday! If you were a dog you'd be... well let's not go there.
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Wishing you a day filled with fewer wrinkles than your birthday balloons have!
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Happy Birthday! You're not getting older... just more distinguished!
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May your hair dye and mascara never run! Happy Birthday you timeless beauty!
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Happy Birthday! You're at that age where you can still remember your youth but prefer to forget your age.
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Wishing you a birthday as epic as the fact that you were born before the internet.
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Happy Birthday! You're the perfect age to do anything... except read the small print.
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Remember age gets better with wine. Happy Birthday!
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Happy Birthday! You're not old you're just old enough to know better and too young to care.
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Let's toast to a year of wrinkle-free smiles and laugh lines. Happy Birthday!
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Happy Birthday! Here's to being young enough to get away with it but old enough to know better.
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Wishing you a birthday that's as amazing as the fact you survived childhood without Google.
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Happy Birthday! You're not over the hill; you're just on the other side of it!
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May your birthday be more exciting than a nap but less risky than a sneeze. Cheers!
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Happy Birthday! You're not old you're a classic and classics never go out of style.
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Wishing you a day filled with cake because you're too old for a night filled with drinks.
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Happy Birthday! Remember you're not as young as you once were but you're not as old as you'll be next year.
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May your birthday involve less adulting and more cake. Lots more cake!
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