Wishes for "Valentine's Day"
FILTER: ALL | FUNNYValentine's Day is a great day to tell you I love you more than my smartphone (almost).
Happy Valentine's Day! Let's celebrate like the mature adults we aren't.
Roses are red violets are blue I got this card isn’t that enough for you?
Happy Valentine's Day to the person who knows how to order my coffee just right.
Roses are red violets are blue I'm allergic to flowers but not to you.
Happy Valentine's Day! May your day be as sweet as the candy I'm about to eat half of.
Roses are red violets are blue I'm not really good at rhymes but can I Netflix and chill with you?
Here's to a Valentine's Day filled with good wine better friends and a lot of bad decisions!
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Valentine's Day: the day my love for you slightly outweighs my love for pizza.
Roses are red violets are blue I love you more than my morning coffee but please don't make me prove it.
Let's spend Valentine's Day the way we spend every day – avoiding people we don't like.
You're the reason I know true love exists. And also really good takeout.
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you... but if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple!
Happy Valentine's Day! I love you more than my smartphone which is saying a lot.
You're like a fine wine I can't afford you but I want you anyway.
Happy Valentine's Day! Let's celebrate our love like we celebrate our favorite TV show: by binge-watching it.
If our love were a movie it'd be a quirky indie film that everyone pretends to understand.