Wishes for "Valentine's Day"
FILTER: ALL | FUNNYYou're like a snowstorm – you give me chills and you're kind of a big deal.
Happy Valentine's Day! Let's be grateful that our love isn't based on a Tinder swipe.
Happy Valentine's Day! Let's celebrate by not celebrating.
Roses are red violets are blue I'd rather spend my money on tacos than on you.
Here's to a Valentine’s Day spent enjoying our own company... because we're awesome!
You're the cheese to my macaroni - slightly messy but perfectly paired.
If love is blind why is lingerie so popular on Valentine’s Day?
Roses are red violets are blue let's get a pizza and call it a date.
Happy Valentine’s Day! Let's buy discount chocolates tomorrow.
You're like my car's GPS. I do the opposite of whatever you tell me.
Roses are red violets are blue my Valentine's Day gift to you is... me!
Valentine's Day: The holiday where you realize your savings is less than your love.
Happy Valentine's Day! Let's spend it in our pajamas.
You're the WiFi to my internet life. Essential but occasionally frustrating.
Valentine's Day is a great reminder that I love you almost as much as I love my dog.
Roses are red violets are blue I have a Netflix account and I'd share it with you.
You're like a fine wine... I can't afford you.
Happy Valentine’s Day to someone I tolerate more than most people.