Wishes for "Valentine's Day"

FILTER: ALL | FUNNY
Roses are red violets are blue if you were a sock I'd find your shoe.
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Happy Valentine's Day! Let's order takeout and pretend we're fancy.
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You're the avocado to my toast: trendy healthy and extra if I want you.
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Roses are red violets are blue I have a crush on someone... okay it's you.
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Let's spend Valentine's Day trying to figure out what we actually want to eat.
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You're the sprinkles on my doughnut the extra cheese on my pizza. Happy Valentine's Day!
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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet but nothing compares to you.
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Happy Valentine's Day to the person who makes me laugh a little louder and smile a little brighter.
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You're like a good book on a rainy day – a perfect escape. Happy Valentine’s Day!
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Roses are red I'm feeling blue because I can't spend Valentine’s Day at the zoo with you.
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Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone you're alone.
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Let’s celebrate Valentine's Day by replying to each other’s texts within 5 minutes.
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Happy Valentine's Day to someone I care about almost as much as my pet.
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You're the exclamation mark in the happiest sentence I could ever write. Happy Valentine’s Day!
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Our love is like a pair of old jeans: comfortable worn in and perfectly fit. Happy Valentine's Day!
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Roses are red violets are blue let's make like fabric softener and Snuggle.
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You're like my favorite sweater: cozy warm and I hope you never shrink.
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Valentine's Day is a reminder that I need to change my relationship status from 'Single' to 'In a Relationship with Chocolate.'
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