Wishes for "Valentine's Day"
FILTER: ALL | FUNNYLet's spend Valentine's Day watching our favorite show: the inside of our eyelids.
You’re the WiFi to my internet – essential and life-enhancing. Happy Valentine's Day!
Valentine's Day is a great day for me to stop and realize how wonderful you make me feel.
You're like a fine wine... I can't afford you but I want you anyway!
Roses are red violets are blue I hate Valentine's Day... but I still love you.
Happy Valentine’s Day! Let's celebrate in a way that doesn't result in a sugar rush!
Roses are red violets are blue let's skip the fancy dinner and order pizza for two.
You're not just my better half; you're the best half. Happy Valentine's Day!
Happy Valentine’s Day to my favorite person to share a Netflix account with.
You're the reason I look down at my phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
Roses are red my face is too that only happens when I’m around you.
Our love is like a good playlist – always surprising and full of my favorites.
Valentine’s Day is much more fun when I get to spend it with you.
Happy Valentine’s Day! Here's to not having a cheesy over-the-top Instagram-worthy day.
You're the peanut butter to my jelly – perfect for each other despite the sticky situations.
Roses are red cacti are prickly I just want to say I love you quickly.
Happy Valentine's Day! Remember the best way to celebrate is by not leaving the house.
Our love is like a shared Netflix account: comforting always there and slightly illegal in some places.