Wishes for "Valentine's Day"

FILTER: ALL | FUNNY
You're the bacon to my eggs – life just isn't the same without you.
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Happy Valentine's Day to my emergency contact.
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If love is the answer could you rephrase the question?
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You're the hashtag to my selfie the tweet to my Twitter. Happy Valentine's Day!
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Roses are red donuts are the goal you're the glaze on my doughnut the jelly in my roll.
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Happy Valentine's Day! Here's to being my partner in crime for life.
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You're like a good book – totally captivating and hard to put down.
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If love were a video game I'd play it with you all night long.
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Roses are red violets are blue let's make like a tree and leave... to go get food.
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You're like a solar panel lighting up my life with renewable energy.
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If we were socks we'd make a great pair. Happy Valentine's Day!
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Roses are red violets are blue I'm allergic to flowers but I still love you.
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Happy Valentine's Day! Let's celebrate by exchanging only memes.
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Roses are red violets are blue if you were a booger I'd pick you!
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Here's to a Valentine’s Day spent valiantly fighting off our chocolate cravings together.
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If we were on a sinking ship I'd share my door with you. Happy Valentine's Day!
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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not really good at poetry but I still adore you.
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Happy Valentine's Day to someone who knows more about me than Google.
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