Wishes for "Valentine's Day"
FILTER: ALL | FUNNYRoses are red Facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you?
If our love were a movie it'd be a rom-com heist. Happy Valentine's Day!
You're not just my better half. You're the only half.
Happy Valentine's Day! Can we just skip to the part where we eat chocolate?
You're like a fine wine you get better with time. And also you make me a little dizzy.
Love is like a box of chocolates: sweet irresistible and always leaving me wanting more.
You're the pepperoni to my pizza the avocado to my toast. Happy Valentine's Day!
If love is a battlefield then I'm glad you're my ally in this war of roses.
I love you more than a zombie loves brains. And they're really passionate about brains.
Roses are red violets are blue I've never found someone as weird as you.
Happy Valentine's Day! Let's make some memories that are moderately decent.
Our love is like a nap short and sweet but always refreshing.
You're like a spreadsheet: complex important and I'm lost without you.
Roses are red violets are blue I'm not a poet but I'm crazy about you.
Let's make this Valentine's Day as epic as a double rainbow.
If you were a triangle you'd be acute one. Happy Valentine's Day!
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it it's probably crap.
Roses are red my love is true but nothing is sweeter than Netflix & you.