Wishes for "Valentine's Day"
FILTER: ALL | FUNNYOur love is like a pizza – even when it’s bad it’s still pretty good.
Happy Valentine's Day! Let's buy half-price chocolates tomorrow and call it a win.
Here's to a Valentine's Day filled with as much excitement as a pre-caffeine Monday.
If you were a library book I'd check you out. Happy Valentine's Day!
Roses are red violets are blue I forgot to get a gift so this poem will have to do.
Happy Valentine's Day! Remember chocolate calories don't count today.
You're the CSS to my HTML - without you I'm just plain and boring.
Let's spend Valentine's Day appreciating the true love of our lives: Wi-Fi.
You're like my phone charger – I'd be lost without you. Happy Valentine's Day!
Happy Valentine's Day to the person whose weirdness matches mine.
Roses are red violets are fine let's order pizza and I'll bring the wine.
You're the 'ctrl' to my 'alt' and the 'del' to my blues. Happy Valentine's Day!
Happy Valentine's Day! Let's celebrate by not leaving the couch all day.
You're the marshmallows to my hot chocolate. Life's just bland without you.
Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not really blue.
If being in love means being in a constant state of confusion then sign me up!
Happy Valentine's Day! May your day be as reliable as my wifi signal.
You're like a rare Pokémon - hard to find and lucky to catch. Happy Valentine's Day!