Wishes for "Valentine's Day"
FILTER: ALL | FUNNYHappy Valentine's Day! May your day be filled with as much love as my cat has for empty boxes.
On Valentine's Day let's remember that love is like a full battery – it gives us power but it doesn't last forever.
If love is blind why is lingerie so popular on Valentine's Day?
Happy Valentine’s Day! Let’s buy half-price chocolates tomorrow.
You're the cheese to my macaroni. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Let’s be each other’s first last choice. Happy Valentine’s Day!
I'd pause my favorite song for you. That's real love. Happy Valentine's Day!
Roses are red violets are blue I have a crush on someone but it isn't you.
Happy Valentine's Day! I'd choose you over my favorite hoodie but don't push it.
If you were a Transformer you’d be Optimus Fine. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Our love is like a hot pizza – cheesy but oh so good. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Happy Valentine’s Day! You're the only person I share my snacks with.
My love for you is like a fart. It’s warm sometimes surprising but it will never leave you.
You're the second best thing to happen to me. First is Netflix.
Roses are red violets are blue let's skip the fancy dinner and order Chinese food.
I love you more than a zombie loves brains and they are really committed.
Happy Valentine's Day! I love you more than there are stars in the night sky and bugs on my windshield.
Roses are red violets are blue this Valentine's Day let's binge-watch something new.