Wishes for "Valentine's Day"
FILTER: ALL | FUNNYHappy Valentine’s Day to my favorite person to argue with over where to have dinner.
Roses are red violets are blue I love you more than my morning coffee but please don’t make me prove it.
Happy Valentine’s Day! Let’s celebrate by doing absolutely nothing and pretending we’re not disappointed.
You're like my favorite book - I get lost in you every time. Happy Valentine’s Day!
You’re the peanut butter to my jelly – and I’m allergic to peanuts. Happy Valentine’s Day!
This Valentine's Day let's make some romantic memories that are moderately decent.
Our love is like a fine wine. It’s getting more expensive and harder to find. Happy Valentine's Day!
Roses are red violets are blue if you were a flower I’d pick Netflix. Sorry but it’s true.
Happy Valentine’s Day! Thanks for loving me despite my inability to parallel park.
I love you more than I love getting a seat on a crowded train. That's real love.
Happy Valentine’s Day to the person who knows how I like my coffee and my sarcasm.
I love you like a fat kid loves cake but I promise I won’t eat you.
Roses are red Wi-Fi is blue without a strong connection I’d be lost without you.
You’re the only one I send the good memes to. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Happy Valentine's Day! I love you more than pizza but please don't make me prove it.
Let's celebrate Valentine's Day by replying to each other's texts within a reasonable time frame.
Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at rhymes just come over.
I love you like a squirrel loves nuts and no that’s not a euphemism.