Wishes for "New Year"
FILTER: ALL | FUNNYMay your virtual background never reveal your untidy room.
Here's to a year of mastering the art of muting and unmuting during Zoom calls.
May your phone battery last longer than your patience during long conversations.
Wishing you a year of avoiding conference calls in favor of 'confetti calls.'
May your cat decide that your keyboard is not a trampoline!
Here's to a year of pretending to know how to use the office coffee machine again.
Wishing you a year of getting out of bed on the first alarm!
May your Google searches always lead to the answers you're looking for.
Here's to a year of accidentally revealing what's in your 'recently deleted' folder!
Wishing you a year of convincing your pet that the vacuum cleaner is not an enemy.
May your 'inbox zero' dreams come true... eventually!
Here's to a year of procrastinating procrastination itself!
Wishing you a year of finding the perfect emoji for every situation.
May your selfies always capture your 'good side' even if there are multiple 'good sides.'
Here's to a year of napping like a pro and adulting like an amateur!