Wishes for "New Year"

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Here's to a year of pretending to understand what your teenager is saying.
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May your internet connection always be 'stronger than yesterday.'
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Wishing you a year of finding the perfect meme for every situation.
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May your takeout orders always arrive with extra fortune cookies!
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Here's to a year of finding your phone while it's ringing.
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May your diet plans be as successful as your phone's predictive text!
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Wishing you a year of 'baking from scratch' using store-bought mixes.
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May your ability to parallel park improve even if your patience doesn't!
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Here's to a year of saying 'I'm on my way' when you're still at home!
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May your TV remote batteries last longer than your patience.
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Wishing you a year of accidentally liking old photos while stalking someone online.
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May your Zoom meetings be shorter than your coffee breaks!
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Here's to a year of convincing your pets that 'work from home' is a thing.
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May your coffee be strong your Wi-Fi be steady and your pants be optional!
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Wishing you a year of 'sleeping in' by hitting the snooze button repeatedly.
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May your plants not just survive but thrive despite your care!
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Here's to a year of hiding the good snacks from your family.
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Wishing you a year of being more 'adultish' than 'adult.'
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