Wishes for "I Love You"
FILTER: ALL | FUNNYI love you more than coffee but please don't make me prove it.
I love you like a nerd loves his calculator.
You're the cheese to my macaroni. Inseparable and a bit cheesy.
I love you more than a cat loves a sunny spot on the window sill.
I love you like a squirrel loves nuts. You're my favorite nut.
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.
I love you more than my dog loves his tail. And that's a lot!
You must be a banana because I find you a-peeling.
I love you like a hippie loves his van. Unconditionally and on the road.
Our love is like a fart. Everything about it is powerful and inevitable.
You're the peanut butter to my jelly. Sticky sweet and always together.
I love you more than a zombie loves brains.
You're like my asthma you just take my breath away.
I love you like a cat loves chasing lasers – endlessly and with much enthusiasm.
Are you a camera? Because every time I see you I smile.
I love you more than a grandma loves her knitting.
You're the WiFi to my internet. Essential and always connected.
I love you like a fat kid loves cake and I really love cake.