Wishes for "I Love You"
FILTER: ALL | FUNNYI love you like a dog loves barking at nothing.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
I love you more than a panda loves napping – that's a lot!
You're the sprinkle of crazy in my sane sandwich.
Our love is like a good meme – endlessly shareable and always amusing.
You're the 'CTRL' to my 'ALT'. Without you I can't function.
I love you more than a vampire loves a neck.
You must be a broom because you just swept me off my feet.
Our love is like a unicorn – magical and sometimes unbelievable.
You're the cherry on top of my life's sundae.
I love you like a mime loves silence.
Are you an angle? Because you're acute-y.
You're the avocado to my toast. Trendy and perfectly matched.
I love you more than a kangaroo loves jumping.
You're like solar power for my heart – endlessly energizing.
Our love is like a perfect roast – starts slow and finishes strong.
I love you like a werewolf loves the full moon.
You must be a spell caster because every moment is magical with you.