Wishes for "I Love You"

FILTER: ALL | FUNNY
I love you more than a dog loves chasing its own tail.
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You're the sparkle in my life's glitter bomb.
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Our love is like a comfy blanket – warm cozy and perfect for snuggling.
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I love you like a goldfish loves its bowl – swimmingly!
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Are you a magician? Because whenever I'm with you everyone else disappears.
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You're the exclamation mark in the sentence of my life!
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I love you more than a chicken loves pecking.
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You must be a ninja because you've silently stolen my heart.
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Our love is like a mismatched sock – weirdly perfect.
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You're the syrup on my pancake – sweet and all over the place.
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I love you like a moon orbits a planet – steadfast and never wavering.
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Are you a camera? Because you make me smile every time.
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You're the sneeze to my cold – annoying but I feel better after.
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Our love is like a joke – not everyone gets it but it's hilarious.
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I love you more than a squirrel loves hoarding nuts.
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You're the charger to my dying phone – life-saving and essential.
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If love was a report card I'd give you an A for Amazing.
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You must be a detective because you've solved the mystery of my heart.
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