Wishes for "I Love You"
FILTER: ALL | FUNNYYou're the croutons to my salad. You make everything crunchier.
I love you like a dog loves chasing his tail – endlessly and with joy.
If kisses were leaves I'd give you a tree.
I love you more than a cat loves ignoring humans.
You're the glitch in my video game. Adorably unpredictable!
If you were a triangle you'd be acute one.
Our love is like a phone charger – I'm dead without you.
I love you like a dog loves barking at nothing.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
I love you more than a panda loves napping – that's a lot!
You're the sprinkle of crazy in my sane sandwich.
Our love is like a good meme – endlessly shareable and always amusing.
You're the 'CTRL' to my 'ALT'. Without you I can't function.
I love you more than a vampire loves a neck.
You must be a broom because you just swept me off my feet.
Our love is like a unicorn – magical and sometimes unbelievable.
You're the cherry on top of my life's sundae.
I love you like a mime loves silence.