Wishes for "I Love You"
FILTER: ALL | FUNNYI love you more than a zombie loves brains.
You're like my asthma you just take my breath away.
I love you like a cat loves chasing lasers – endlessly and with much enthusiasm.
Are you a camera? Because every time I see you I smile.
I love you more than a grandma loves her knitting.
You're the WiFi to my internet. Essential and always connected.
I love you like a fat kid loves cake and I really love cake.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber!
I love you more than a dog loves sticking his head out the car window.
Our love is like a good pizza – worth waiting for and delicious every slice of the way.
You're the googly to my eyes. Without you I'm just a blank stare.
I love you like a cat loves sitting on your laptop keyboard.
Are you a beaver? Because dam!
I love you more than a clown loves a circus.
You're the marshmallows to my hot chocolate. Perfectly sweet and makes me warm.
I love you like a koala loves eucalyptus – with a tight hold.
You're like a dictionary you add meaning to my life.
Our love is like a good book – impossible to put down.