Wishes for "I Love You"

FILTER: ALL | FUNNY
Our love is like a dad joke - not everyone gets it but those who do know it's the best thing ever.
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I love you like a squirrel loves nuts - obsessively energetically and with a tendency to bury them in places I can't remember.
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You're the marshmallow to my hot chocolate - on your own you're sweet but together we are a comforting delight.
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We're like two peas in a pod - slightly squished a little green but perfectly content in our little shared space.
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I love you more than a vampire loves the night - eternally mysteriously and with a flair for the dramatic.
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You're the missing sock in the laundry of my life - without you everything feels unbalanced and I’m constantly searching for you.
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Our love is like a good workout - sometimes it's tough it makes us sweat but in the end we feel great and look good together.
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I love you like a cat loves a cardboard box - inexplicably irrationally and with a passion that defies all logic.
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You're the unexpected plot twist in my autobiography - just when the story was getting predictable you came in and made it a bestseller.
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Our love is like a Wi-Fi signal - sometimes there are connection issues but when it works it’s magical and connects us to a world of possibilities.
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I love you more than a movie buff loves a movie marathon - endlessly with lots of snacks and ready to do it all over again.
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You're the bacon to my eggs - separately great but together we're a breakfast for champions.
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We are like a pair of mismatched gloves - we may not look perfect but we keep each other warm and that’s all that matters.
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I love you like a kid loves a snow day - with uncontained excitement and a little bit of disbelief that something so wonderful could happen.
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You're the spontaneous dance party in the living room of my life - unexpected a bit silly but the highlight of my day.
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Our love is like a good pun - some roll their eyes but deep down they wish they were as clever as us.
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I love you more than a dog loves a walk - with boundless enthusiasm and a little bit of drooling.
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You're the secret ingredient in my life's recipe - without you everything is edible but with you everything's delectable.
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