Wishes for "Happy Birthday"

FILTER: ALL | FUNNY
May your birthday be filled with joy and your life with less back pain.
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Happy Birthday! You've reached the age where 'happy hour' is a nap!
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Wishing you a birthday that's as exciting as a teenager discovering Wi-Fi for the first time.
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Happy Birthday! You're not old you're just old enough to know what you shouldn't do.
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Let's celebrate the fact that your hair and teeth are still more real than fake. Cheers!
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Happy Birthday! May your day be filled with loved ones and your glasses always half full (of wine).
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Wishing you a birthday as unforgettable as the memory of the last time you felt your phone in your pocket.
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Happy Birthday! You're at that age where your candles cost more than your cake.
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May your birthday be filled with laughter and your life with cheap gas prices.
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Happy Birthday! You're not getting older you're just leveling up!
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Wishing you a birthday that's as fun as a cat video marathon!
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Happy Birthday! Remember calories don't count today. Or so I've been told.
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May your birthday be filled with as much excitement as a dentist waiting room.
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Happy Birthday! You're not old you're just a limited edition.
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Wishing you a birthday that's as fun as a day spent avoiding responsibilities.
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Happy Birthday! Let's celebrate the first time you cried in someone else's bed.
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You're not old you're just... chronologically superior! Happy Birthday!
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Happy Birthday! May your day be filled with people who know your real age.
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