Wishes for "Happy Birthday"

FILTER: ALL | FUNNY
Happy Birthday! May your day be filled with joy and your pockets with antacids.
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Wishing you a birthday that's as fun as a 404 error page on your favorite website.
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Happy Birthday! You're at an age when your back is hairier than your head.
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May your birthday be filled with laughter and your pants with elastic. Cheers!
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Happy Birthday! You're not getting older you're just a little closer to death.
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Wishing you a birthday that's as exciting as a teenager discovering a new emoji.
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Happy Birthday! Remember the best way to forget your age is to live a life worth remembering.
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Let's celebrate your birthday with the enthusiasm of a child and the denial of our age!
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Happy Birthday! May your day be more beautiful than a unicorn farting rainbows.
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Wishing you a birthday that's as fun as a day without internet... said no one ever.
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Happy Birthday! May you live to be so old your family talks about you in terms of geological eras.
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Wishing you a day filled with cake because let's face it candles are way cheaper than Botox.
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Happy Birthday! You're not aging you're just increasing in value!
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May your birthday be more exciting than when you find money in your old pants' pocket.
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Happy Birthday! Let's celebrate the anniversary of your clever disguise as a responsible adult.
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You're not old you're just... retro! Happy Birthday!
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Wishing you a birthday that's as fun as a 3-year-old with a super soaker – but way less messy.
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Happy Birthday! Remember wine gets better with age and you get better with wine.
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