Wishes for "New Year"

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May your virtual background never reveal your untidy room.
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Here's to a year of mastering the art of muting and unmuting during Zoom calls.
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May your phone battery last longer than your patience during long conversations.
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Wishing you a year of avoiding conference calls in favor of 'confetti calls.'
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May your cat decide that your keyboard is not a trampoline!
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Here's to a year of pretending to know how to use the office coffee machine again.
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Wishing you a year of getting out of bed on the first alarm!
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May your Google searches always lead to the answers you're looking for.
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Here's to a year of accidentally revealing what's in your 'recently deleted' folder!
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Wishing you a year of convincing your pet that the vacuum cleaner is not an enemy.
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May your 'inbox zero' dreams come true... eventually!
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Here's to a year of procrastinating procrastination itself!
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Wishing you a year of finding the perfect emoji for every situation.
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May your selfies always capture your 'good side' even if there are multiple 'good sides.'
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Here's to a year of napping like a pro and adulting like an amateur!
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May your dreams sparkle brighter in the New Year.
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Wishing you endless joy and laughter in 2024.
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May your troubles be less and your blessings be more.
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