Wishes for "New Year"
FILTER: ALL | FUNNYMay your to-do list get shorter as you perfect the art of procrastination!
Wishing you a year of finding money in your coat pockets from last year!
May your pet learn to fetch your lost keys... and not chew them!
Here's to a year of trying to remember where you left your phone while you're talking on it!
May your snooze button become your new best friend in the mornings!
May your favorite jeans return to your closet as soon as the gyms reopen!
Here's to a year of accidentally using Zoom filters in professional meetings.
May your Wi-Fi always be faster than your teenager's eye rolls!
Wishing you a year of finding the TV remote before you sit down.
May your social distancing skills be as strong as your Wi-Fi signal!
Here's to a year of pretending you understand NFTs and blockchain technology.
May your snacks never judge you for eating them all in one sitting.
Wishing you a year of hitting 'snooze' only 10 times in the morning.
May your online orders arrive before you forget you ordered them!
Here's to a year of reheating leftovers with a newfound appreciation.
May your cat stop knocking things off the table especially during Zoom calls.
Wishing you a year of mastering the art of talking with a mask on.
May your laundry pile never become a laundry mountain!