Wishes for "New Year"
FILTER: ALL | FUNNYMay your neighbor's dog stop barking at 3 AM and may it learn to play the piano instead!
Here's to a year of sending voice messages when you're too lazy to type.
May your umbrella never turn inside out during a rainstorm!
Wishing you a year of keeping up with the Kardashians and actually getting somewhere!
May your fridge magically refill itself with your favorite snacks!
Here's to a year of getting caught singing in the car by the person you just cut off in traffic!
May your GPS always take you to the right destination even if you don't trust it!
Wishing you a year of endless 'I told you so' moments to your friends!
May your alarm clock never sound like a nuclear siren in the morning!
Here's to a year of blaming autocorrect for your questionable text messages!
May your ice cream never melt before you finish eating it!
Wishing you a year of deleting your browser history before someone sees it!
May your couch always have the perfect butt groove for you!
Here's to a year of eating tacos on days that don't end in 'T'!
May your cat learn to do household chores and finally earn its keep!
Wishing you a year of convincing your doctor that 'chocolate is a vegetable.'
May your Wi-Fi signal always be strong enough for Netflix marathons!
Here's to a year of wearing pajamas to virtual meetings and pretending they're 'business casual'!