Wishes for "New Year"
FILTER: ALL | FUNNYMay your laundry pile up faster than your motivation to do it!
Wishing you a year of forgetting your passwords and resetting them... repeatedly.
May your pet finally stop judging you for spending too much time on Zoom calls!
Here's to a year of overusing 'unprecedented times' as an excuse for everything.
May your Zoom background always be more interesting than your meetings!
Wishing you a year of not setting the kitchen on fire while trying to cook!
May your DIY projects turn out better than expected for once!
Here's to a year of binge-watching TV shows you've already seen three times!
May your refrigerator magically restock itself when you're hungry!
Wishing you a year of accidentally hitting 'reply all' when you shouldn't.
May your remote control batteries never die during the most dramatic TV moments!
Here's to a year of searching for things you've just placed 'somewhere safe.'
May your coffee always be strong and your Monday mornings be nonexistent!
Wishing you a year of convincing your coworkers you're working when you're really online shopping.
May your video calls be free of embarrassing wardrobe malfunctions!
Here's to a year of searching for your glasses while wearing them.
May your chocolate cravings always coincide with finding chocolate!
Wishing you a year of accidentally liking old social media posts while stalking someone.