Wishes for "New Year"
FILTER: ALL | FUNNYHere's to finding the TV remote in the first place you look!
Wishing you a year of finding random money in your couch cushions.
May your Wi-Fi never disconnect during crucial Zoom meetings.
May your cat videos go viral and your cat not scratch your furniture.
In the New Year may your alarm clock be forgiving of your snooze button habit.
May your printer work flawlessly and your paper never jam.
May your snacks always be within arm's reach and your remote never lost.
In the New Year may your social media posts be free of typos.
Here's to a year of discovering new obscure Netflix shows.
Wishing you a year of finding the perfect GIFs for every occasion.
May your 'Caps Lock' key never get stuck in online arguments.
May your fortune cookie predictions come true especially the ones about wealth and happiness!
May your New Year's resolutions last as long as your leftover holiday fruitcake - forever!
Here's to a year of accidentally writing the wrong year on all your checks!
May your Facebook status get more likes than your weight loss goals!
Wishing you a year of pretending to understand cryptocurrency.
May your favorite snack be 'air' because you're on a 'see-food' diet!
Here's to a year of asking 'Are we there yet?' while working from home.