Wishes for "Merry Christmas"

FILTER: ALL | FUNNY
May your Christmas calories magically disappear. Merry Christmas!
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Here's to hoping that your Christmas tree doesn't bring more wildlife indoors than it should!
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Wishing you a Christmas filled with meaningful gifts and maybe some that come with a receipt.
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May your Wi-Fi be strong and your batteries fully charged this Christmas season.
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Santa saw your Instagram pictures. You're getting clothes and a Bible for Christmas.
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This Christmas may you be as merry as a gingerbread man and as relaxed as a sloth in a onesie.
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May your Christmas be filled with as much joy as a well-timed dad joke.
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Wishing you a Christmas that's merry bright and slightly less awkward than your office party.
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May your Christmas be filled with more cheer and less awkward family conversations.
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Here's to a Christmas as satisfying as finding bubble wrap in your package!
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Wishing you a Christmas that's merry bright and free from relatives asking about your love life.
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May your Christmas lights work on the first try and your batteries never run out.
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Wishing you a holiday season filled with peace joy and emergency chocolate.
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May your Christmas be as sweet as candy canes and as relaxing as a cat nap.
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Let's hope Santa won't get stuck in our internet cables this year. Merry Christmas!
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May your ugly Christmas sweater be uglier than any other winning you the unofficial neighborhood contest.
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Wishing you a Christmas filled with love laughter and a little bit of eggnog-induced mischief.
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May your Christmas be filled with joyful noise and not so joyful stains.
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