Wishes for "I Miss You"
FILTER: ALL | FUNNYYour absence has me looking for the snooze button on life's alarm clock.
I'm like a stand-up comedian with no punchlines when you're not here – it's awkward.
I miss you like a detective misses solving a mystery.
I'm so forgetful without you that I put my cereal in the fridge and my milk in the pantry.
Life without you is like a romantic comedy with no romance – just awkward moments.