Wishes for "I Miss You"

FILTER: ALL | FUNNY
Your absence has me looking for the snooze button on life's alarm clock.
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I'm like a stand-up comedian with no punchlines when you're not here – it's awkward.
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I miss you like a detective misses solving a mystery.
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I'm so forgetful without you that I put my cereal in the fridge and my milk in the pantry.
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Life without you is like a romantic comedy with no romance – just awkward moments.
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