Wishes for "I am Sorry"

FILTER: ALL | FUNNY
I'm sorry for the surprise serenade. My shower concert went viral!
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I apologize for the hiccup. I'm blaming it on a helium balloon mishap!
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Oops! I may have rearranged your furniture. Feng shui must've been at work!
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I'm sorry for the impromptu interpretive dance-off. The music took control!
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I apologize for the surprise cat costume. My closet has a mind of its own!
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Oops! I accidentally joined a cult. Their pamphlets were convincing!
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I'm sorry for the sudden interpretive dance performance at your wedding. I thought it was a flash mob invitation!
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I apologize for the glitter bomb. My crafting project went a bit overboard!
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Oops! I may have set off the smoke alarm while making toast. Firefighter training anyone?
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I'm sorry for the unexpected accordion solo. My instrument collection got the best of me!
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I apologize for the helium-filled balloons in your office. The unicorns needed a lift!
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I'm sorry for the salsa explosion in your fridge. It had a fiesta of its own!
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I apologize for the accidental airhorn prank. It startled me more than you!
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Oops! I mistook your cat for a secret agent. He was very stealthy!
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I'm sorry for the unexpected interpretive dance-off at the library. Silence was too tempting!
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I apologize for the surprise mariachi band. I thought you needed a soundtrack for life!
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Oops! I accidentally dyed your white shirt pink. It's now fashion-forward!
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I'm sorry for the glitter shower. My glitter factory had a glitch!
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